10 Comments
User's avatar
Sarah Honeyman's avatar

Oh god the foot thing! My feet, especially my left one,(there’s a film in there somewhere🤔), are ridiculously sensitive! When I transition from boots to sandals, which in Scotland is very sudden, they just lose it! I have a whole stash of compeed blister plasters at the ready 🥴

I have a file which looks like it’s from a blacksmiths to keep the callouses at bay. My grandchildren peer at my feet like they’re archeological specimens 😄

Expand full comment
Fiona Gibson's avatar

No one warns you of this do they! I still have welts on the backs of my heels from wearing high sandals to my daughter's graduation - 3 weeks ago. Of course it was WELL worth it! Why did we not appreciate our pretty dainty young feet... x

Expand full comment
julie hannah's avatar

Hilarious post Fiona 😂. Thank you. Feet! May I add … the plantar fasciitis chat that is frequently a topic of conversation amongst my 50s and 60s friends - (Hoka and Cloud Slides recommended)… and then the strange middle-age development of toenails growing upwards at a slight angle, hence no amount of trimming and filing will prevent them from catching on your socks / bedding!

Expand full comment
Fiona Gibson's avatar

Thanks Julie! I'd forgotten about the plantar gripes - common among my running mates. I have yet to experience the weird angle toenail growth but suspect it's just around the corner! x

Expand full comment
Kirsty's avatar

Oh the handsome waiters on holiday! Memories xx

Expand full comment
Fiona Gibson's avatar

Ah, yesssss! *sigh.... xx

Expand full comment
Julie Dee's avatar

My favourite line from this one is

“Fancying waiters! Remember that? A prime holiday custom in the late 20th century.”

Brought a smile.

Feet - Oh - I can’t even go there. I got them out once in a boat in my 20s and I remember the horrified expressions 😂😂

Hobbitesque. That said I’ve just been out barefoot wandering down the road in my dressing gown. I think it’s because of the glamour element expected from a holiday.

Lily Allen has just started selling photos of hers on ‘Only Fans’ hasn’t she? Mine would definitely attract the sinister underbelly of the foot fancying world. They’re nasty 😂😂

Expand full comment
Fiona Gibson's avatar

You got them out once! Laughing. And yes - holiday glamour. We had a lazy day yesterday so I wore my nightie all day - inside and out - accessorised by Jimmy's flat cap as I'd burned my forehead on boat trip. I really am Sophia Loren on holiday. xx

Expand full comment
Wendy Varley's avatar

Ha! Yep. Footloose? Those days are over.

Hope that splinter is sorted.

The Fallen Arches of Aix-en-Provence - love it!

Expand full comment
Fiona Gibson's avatar

Thanks Wendy - and my god, the FUSS over those arches. Hobbling through town, wailing. I still suspect it was put on :D

Expand full comment